Gonzalo Maldonado

If investors keep passing,
there's a reason.

Most founders think it's timing or traction.

It's usually the architecture, the team structure, or the pitch.

5 exits. 20 years at scale. $1.2B acquisition.
Let me show you what VCs see that you don't.

Book a Strategy Session
✓ 15 minutes, action plan included✓ Straight talk, no sales pitch✓ Former VP Eng at Nextdoor + Yammer
5
Exits
$1.2B
Acquired by Microsoft
1
IPO — Nextdoor
1B+
Events/sec at Yammer
20+
Years at Scale
Advisory & Consulting

A 15-minute call with someone who's seen your exact problem before.

Walk away with a clear action plan and an honest read on what's actually blocking growth. No pitch, no retainer pressure.

Book a strategy call
✓ 15 min  ·  ✓ Action plan delivered  ·  ✓ No pitch
SANSCOURIER / INIT

/INIT: 6-week pre-accelerator for founders at pre-seed or seed.

Find the expensive assumption you're running, test it fast, get to a real decision. 6–8 founders per cohort. No equity. $45/week.

$ apply --now
[ OK ] Next cohort forming now.

SOUND FAMILIAR?

The four problems that kill technical founders — regardless of stack, stage, or funding round.

Your AWS bill doubled and nobody knows why

You shipped fast. Now you're rewriting core systems mid-fundraise because the architecture that got you to 1K users can't survive 100K.

You're adding AI features, but they're not closing deals

Every competitor says 'powered by AI.' Yours does too. But investors want to know which specific problem your AI solves better than a spreadsheet.

You're still writing code. Investors want a leader.

Your team has 8 engineers. You have 12 Slack channels and zero 1:1s. The gap between IC and executive is where most technical founders stall.

Series A closed. You need to hire 10 engineers in 90 days.

You've never run a hiring process at scale. One bad senior hire costs $200K and 6 months. You don't have 6 months.

RECEIPTS, NOT CLAIMS

Real outcomes. Real companies. Real numbers.

Yammer → Microsoft

10s → 80ms

Re-architected push notification delivery for 1B+ events/sec. Cut p95 latency from 10 seconds to 80ms. Shipped before acquisition closed.

→ $1.2B acquisition by Microsoft
Nextdoor → IPO

+200% in 8 weeks

COVID surge hit. Global infrastructure had to scale 200% overnight with zero downtime. Done in 8 weeks as SRE lead.

→ Nextdoor IPO 2021 — NYSE: KIND
Mocksi — a16z Speedrun

CTO & Co-Founder. Zero to backed.

Built from scratch, shipped to customers, raised institutional backing. Most founders learn one side of the table. Glo has lived both.

→ a16z Speedrun · Character Labs · Deftly · Upside
20 Years of Exits

Yammer. Nextdoor. Do.com. Gixo. Must Win.

Microsoft. IPO. Amazon. OpenFit. Lyric. Five different outcomes, two decades. Acquisition, public market, strategic — all from the inside.

→ 5 exits across Seed → IPO

FOUNDERS SHE'S HELPED — AND WHAT CHANGED

Real companies. Real outcomes. No testimonials — just what happened.

Veterinary AI Platform

DiagnoVet

Building a vet AI diagnostic platform, exploring B2C. Needed business model clarity and a YC application path. Advised on premium subscription structure, Latin America as test market, and UC Davis vet student pipeline.

Outcome: Clear YC path. MVP development timeline delivered.

AI Sales Platform

Nevara AI

Had $200k ARR but VCs wanted sharper differentiation. Repositioned from "AI assistant that works" to "AI copilot for salespeople." Restructured the competitive story around coaching vs monitoring.

Outcome: Deck rebuilt. Warm VC intros secured post-memo refinement.

Government Data Platform

Polis

Strong team, $100K ACV verbal LOIs. Needed pitch sharpening for a16z Speedrun — 20,000 applicants, 60 selected. Applied 3-2-1 framework across multiple sessions with all three founders.

Outcome: Selected for a16z Speedrun video interview round.

HOW ADVISORY WORKS

1

Discovery (15–30 min)

Discovery call. We discuss your current state, pain points, and whether advisory makes sense. Straight talk, no pitch.

2

Engagement Design (Week 1)

If we're a fit: co-design scope, outcomes, timeline, budget.

Typical: 3–6 months, $15k–30k/month

3

Execution (Ongoing)

Weekly check-ins. Async Slack. Frameworks delivered. Code reviews as needed. Decisions that compound for 18–24 months.

COMMON QUESTIONS

Straight answers. No sales language.

What does a technical advisor for startups actually do?

A technical advisor helps founders make high-stakes engineering decisions without needing to hire a full-time CTO. That includes pressure-testing your architecture before it breaks at scale, reviewing your technical hiring plan before you burn $200K on a bad senior hire, and preparing your technical narrative for investor due diligence.

Who is SansCourier and what is Glo's background?

SansCourier is led by Gonzalo (Glo) Maldonado — a platform engineer with 5 exits including Yammer ($1.2B acquisition by Microsoft), Nextdoor (IPO), and Mocksi (a16z Speedrun SR005). She has scaled infrastructure at YouTube, led growth engineering at Nextdoor, and co-founded a venture-backed startup. She advises pre-seed and seed founders on technical strategy, fundraising, and engineering leadership.

How is SansCourier different from a fractional CTO?

A fractional CTO is embedded in your operations — attending standups, managing engineers, making day-to-day calls. SansCourier is advisory: weekly sessions focused on the highest-leverage decisions, not operational execution. If you need someone to run your engineering team, you need a fractional CTO. If you need someone to help you make the right calls before they become expensive, that's SansCourier.

What is /INIT?

/INIT is SansCourier's 6-week pre-accelerator for technical founders at pre-seed or seed stage. Cohorts of 6–8 founders, no equity taken. The program covers market validation, MVP scoping, pricing, pitch preparation, and accelerator applications (YC, a16z, Techstars, 500.co). Starts at $45/week.

What stage of founder does SansCourier work with?

Pre-seed through Series A. The highest-value engagements are founders who have shipped a product, have early users or revenue, and are preparing for their first or second institutional raise. SansCourier also works with senior engineers considering going independent.

How do I book a session?

Book a 15-minute strategy call at intro.co/GonzaloMaldonado. The first call is a no-pitch diagnostic — you'll leave with a specific action item regardless of whether we work together.